No telling exactly how long I have so I’ll be quick

If you’re reading this, it might already be too late for you, but I have to try. I can’t risk the time to share my theory on what the hell is going on, so you’ll just have to trust me. Whoever you are, wherever you are, as soon as you finish reading this, drop all your gadgets and run. Technology is no longer your friend, and you are already surrounded. Anything that has a network connection of any kind is a threat. Everything that gets a signal receives and transmits the virus. Everything.


And if you tuned in for the most recent Apple announcement, SO ARE YOU. From what I can tell, that audience took the alpha strike from the first wave vectors.

If you can find one of those places in the middle of nowhere that has no internet or cable or anything, go there as fast as you can. Your car should be okay unless you’re unlucky enough to be lowjacked, or to have one of those satellite uplink things that can disable the engine. And for the love of god, don’t be an idiot and turn on the radio.

I think all of us in the big cities are screwed. It’s too technology-dense and there are too many people. You could almost watch the progression of the virus down a crowded sidewalk if you were crazy enough to stick around for it.

I’m not that crazy. I don’t know if I’ll be able to get out, but the zombie box is not getting me without a fight. Screw you, new robot overlords.

Welcome to the new dark ages, space cadet. Stay safe out there.